Emotional Eating

She types away

And fills her calendar

She daydreams about losing herself

In a pint of vegan ice cream

Or hell, a pint of almonds

She used to binge on foods

She was allergic to:

Dairy, gluten, peanuts

Perhaps the most monumentally

Self-destructive moment

She could think of

Was the week she met

With a divorce attorney

Stoned

Walking down the street

From the car dealership

Where she was getting

Her oil changed

Straight into a sports bar

At 2pm

Mac and cheese

Dusted

With mounds of breadcrumbs

A massive slice

Of carrot cake

And two huge beers

All at once

Not to mention

She drove home after that

She was constipated for 3 weeks