Emotional Eating
She types away
And fills her calendar
She daydreams about losing herself
In a pint of vegan ice cream
Or hell, a pint of almonds
She used to binge on foods
She was allergic to:
Dairy, gluten, peanuts
Perhaps the most monumentally
Self-destructive moment
She could think of
Was the week she met
With a divorce attorney
Stoned
Walking down the street
From the car dealership
Where she was getting
Her oil changed
Straight into a sports bar
At 2pm
Mac and cheese
Dusted
With mounds of breadcrumbs
A massive slice
Of carrot cake
And two huge beers
All at once
Not to mention
She drove home after that
She was constipated for 3 weeks
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